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I hope her mom drove the car into the house and ran her over with it.
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boy:
shit baby you're so wet already
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girl:
that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
A Yahoo guide to the ways of tumblr
I fixed it
Bless You.
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
white people
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
THAT BOY IN THE THIRD GIF OMFG
(Source: bitchface-loves-you)
reblog if you pronounce eridan as “AIR-ih-dan”
these are fun!
What if meulin used her tail to communicate instead of sign languageMy friends draw so nice. ;a;
Must. Not. Pervert.
(Source: tightson)
Oh god, not French.ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.
(Source: thedoctorloves221b)
(Source: bolto)
i’ve been so annoying all my life why hasn’t anyone shot me yet
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
*calls you by your url at your funeral*
A comic I wanted to get out of my system. I drew it the other day but only now had a chance to colour the first page.
Are demon girls cliché yet?
omg the way she reacted o3o
Not gonna lie, kinda want to see more.
this is so adorable. More!
Blood for the blood god
